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♛ COMMISSIONER OF RANKINGS

PISTOL PETE

Pete Rascón — better known as Pistol Pete — doesn't keep friends, he keeps a leaderboard. Every bro gets a number, and the number is final.

OFFICE OF THE COMMISSIONER

I. All rankings are official, binding, and gloriously subjective.

II. The Commissioner may promote or demote any bro at any time, for any reason, including vibes.

III. Appeals may be filed with Pistol Pete. Appeals will be reviewed by Pistol Pete. Appeals will be denied by Pistol Pete.

EST. 2026 · PISTOLSBROS.COM